There’s a flippening on the horizon. Given that markets are supposed future valuations “on the horizon” means “already happened and rinsed by the deep state during pre-market hours”, so Jompiy’s short-lived monopoly of Cryptism, the new art movement I’ve just coined’s, over. Act now, Slumpu, art’s Ethereum’s already two series in. For once, I’m getting mine before the suits. “Slumpu is pure conceptual art” When Charles Thomson, poet, painter, Stuckism co-founder and author sat in my kitchen the other day, rightfully declaring Jompiy to be conceptual art, the new generation of Cryptism Tate’s desperately been searching for these last 18 years, couldn’t find so tried self-engineering with a load of woke crap, was unwittingly, I assume, confirmed. Jompiy and Slumpu take their positions as king and queen of art. Painting and sculpture were boring anyway.